From Dragon Dildos to Squirting Ovipositor Dildos – Buy Crazy New Sex Toys

Introduction to Dragon Dildos and Ovipositor Dildos

Curious about dragon dildos? Wondering what an ovipositor dildo is?   Well you’ve come to the right place ?

Have you ever wondered why there are no new, exciting, crazy, kinky, borderline perverted sex toys?  Well, then it’s time to get you educated ladies.  We have cum well beyond just a vibrator in every part of your body that loves vibration.  The world is taking it NEXT LEVEL NAUGHTY and it’s time for you to join in the fun!! From sex with aliens to mind-blowing new sonic vibration toys!   From high-tech orgasm-inducing ridable sex toys to getting impregnated by a dragon.  WHAAAAAT!!!! You heard me right ?  So let’s take a stroll down kinky lane and see what you’ve all been missing. 

 

Xenuphora Alien Tentacle Dragon Dildo  $69.00

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https://www.etsy.com/listing/637490682/xenuphora-alien-tentacle-dildo-mature?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=alien+sex+toy&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&frs=1

 

Ever wonder what it would feel like to be fucked by an alien? How about an octopus? Well wonder no more ladies!! Turns out your embarrassing, naughty, crazy kink isn’t just yours. There are lots of women out there who fantasize about what an alien tentacle would feel like deep inside of them. How it would feel to have a dragon dildo tickling their vagina with their long, textured, rubbery, suction cupped tentacle arms.  And feel it stroking their G-spot and clit at the same time and taking their orgasm to the next level.  

 

What it feels like?

This toy is made out of quality soft latex and slides in easily with a bit of lube. It’s crazy texture and suction cups feel “alien” and naughty …not to mention “INSANELY GOOD”.  It ACTUALLY feels like an alien is fingering fucking you!! WOW ?

At first, I thought the trip looked a bit pointy, it doesn’t cause any problems and wasn’t painful at all.

It’s slimmer than most toys but this toy’s texture has an incredible feel.  And while it’s very “squishy” it still holds its shape very well.  It has great feel and you can tell it’s made from high quality materials.   The bright alien neon colors make this toy a work of art and glow in the dark.

This is ABSOLUTELY ONE OF MY FAVORITE TOYS OF ALL TIME BABES.

PRO TIP:  Try it sucker side up for extra AMAZING feels

 

Why is it next level?

It will come as no surprise to anyone who reads my blog, that this toy has ALWAYS been a fantasy of mine. And I can tell you from experience, the fantasy lives up to the hype in this case. Of course it helps to watch some alien porn (YES! That is a thing) while you are playing with your new toy. Let’s face it ladies, we all fantasize about putting strange things into our love holes. Whether it’s penis-shaped fruits or vegetables, ping pong balls or your son’s Stretch Armstrong hand (not my proudest moment LOL), we have all been there ladies. But there is something so radically different and perfectly rubbery and knobbed, textured.  Something so unbelievably kinky about an alien tentacle that it takes your brain to a whole new level of sci fi orgasmic fantasies. And the feeling is unreal!!! Close your eyes and the Predator has captured you and has decided to repopulate the earth with his human/alien offspring. ? Got your juices flowing yet?? Then this is a MUST HAVE for you!!

 

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Customer feedback is an insane 5/5 with over 300 reviews

Read more about this incredible toy here:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/637490682/xenuphora-alien-tentacle-dildo-mature?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=alien+sex+toy&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&frs=1

 

Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator

$119.99

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Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator

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From the fantasy realm to the world of high tech orgams, this next toy is unlike anything I have ever played with before. I’ve felt a lot of things on my happy bean before…fingers, tongues, vibrating toys, vegetables…well you get the point LOL.  But never have I encountered something as groundbreaking and unique as this.

 

What it feels like?

This toy uses sound waves to produce a very unique constant pulsation.  It feels both incredibly good and yet unlike any other kind of simulation you’ve ever felt. The unique thing about sonic stimulation is that when I press it hard against my body, I can feel the sensation deep inside.  Where simple vibrators and touch-sensitive devices can’t penetrate.  And wow….much like popcorn & having sex for the first time…once you start, it’s impossible to stop.

 

Why is it next level?

This toy does something that no other toy on the market does.  It holds back 20% of it’s power during normal usage for that in the moment when you REALLY need it to go hard. When you press it down on that magical spot for all your worthy, your toy doesn’t drop it’s power, but instead unleashed that 20% reserve!! Just like that shot of adrenaline that kicks in when there is danger on hand.  And you don’t have to fiddle with a switch or press some combination of buttons to initiate launch.  Tt’s 100% automatic.  Now that’s technology working for ya.

 

The other nice benefit of this toy is that because it uses sound waves, it does not actually have to touch you to work.  This means less “clit fatigue” (sounds like a thing, right!).  And anyone who uses vibrators knows what this is.  You can wear down your poor little clitoris like an over-worked pony at a child’s birthday party.  Not with this toy!! 

 

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Awards:

    • 2019 iF Design Award for Product Design 
    • 2019 Best Sex Toy for Vulvas – Cosmpopolitan Stamp of Sexcellence
    • 2019 Gold A’s Design Award – International Design Academy

Features:

    • 100% Waterproof/Submersible
    • Rechargeable
    • 12 settings allowing you to find the perfect power setting for you
    • Sleek design from 1 single piece of silicone
    • Extra soft silicone

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Naga the Dragon Ovipositor with eggs  $91.00

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Getting fucked by an alien tentacle not kinky enough for you? Then I got just the thing for you!! How about using an ovipositor dildo to get impregnated by a dragon?? I can hear your gasps now!!! Shut the front door  ??  mmmhmmm…this is 100% a real thing and it def qualifies as NEXT LEVEL!!! ?

What is an ovipositor dildo you ask?  An ovipositor dildo is a sex toy that can deposit eggs into your vagina during play.  And YES, this is a real thing.  And YES, it is completely safe.

Think you might be the only pervert who wants to get impregnated by a dragon??  Think again!!    There are 2,300 reviews of this product at the time I wrote this blog.  And that’s just the people who were brave enough to admit to the world that this is their kink ?

 

What it feels like?

Okay! So you know how AMAZING it feels when a guy shoots his white hot load into you… you can actually feel him ejaculate!! Well multiply that by 1,000 and add a few nuclear bomb explosions and a few of your favorite curse words and that’s what an ovipositor  dildo is ?

YES, this is messy.  And YES, you will definitely get that “FULL” sensation.

 

Why is it next level?

I mean getting fucked and impregnated by a dragon!!! Need I say more??  Maybe add some of your fav fantasy porn and you have yourself the makings of a crazy night of solo fun. Or better yet, maybe this is a multiplayer game and you have some fellow Harry Potter or Game of Thrones fans join you in this naughty cosplay fantasy.  There is a whole ovipositor dildo subculture around sex toys that impregnate you.  So you don’t need to hide in the shadows and call yourself a pervert any longer ladies.

 

Pro Tip: This toy is messy so use it in the bathtub to make it as comfortable and natural as possible.

 

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Learn about ovipositor dildos and how to use them:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo-vTBO4ezw&has_verified=1

What happens after I impregnate myself with these eggs?  You can buy or make eggs that are made out of gelatin and will melt and come out on their own. Or, as is the case with this toy, the eggs are designed to be reused so you would “lay” the eggs just like the soon to be mommy dragon would.

 

 

Toashay Dragon Dildo $85.00

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Speaking of getting fucked by alien creatures with tentacles…   I’ve got something new and crazy and different for you girls with an anime, gamer or fantasy realm fetish. The Toashay is the perfect dragon dildo.  It’s really more of a hybrid of alien, final fantasy and 20,000 leagues under the sea.  I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried ladies!! But if it works, it works! And take my word for it babe, this one not only finds that hard to reach special spot, but it glides over it and rubs it to kinky orgasmic perfection.

 

Lovehoney Sqweel 2 6- speed Oral Sex Simulator  $39.99

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Oral Sex??? YES PLEASE!!!

Oral sex from from that guy who actually knew what he is doing.  A guy who can find your clit in the dark and can send you to the moon and back and keep the geyser gushing?? FUCK YEAH and HELL YES!!! ????

That’s what we have right here ladies. I call this toy Juan Pablo. ?  This toy seems so simple and obvious and yet it delivers every night with a sensation that feels just like your Juan Pablo delivers.

 

Why is it next level?

Where most female sex toys vibrate, this one is next level because it’s more of an actual oral sex simulator. When I first saw this toy, I had my doubts. It looked a little like a fan blade and who wants a fan blade rubbing against them? But in reality the tongue-like petals are made out of soft silicone and actually feel EXACTLY like a tongue. The other doubt I had was whether constant motion on the same place would feel like the real thing. The settings allow you to change up the speed easily.  It’s very maneuverable so that you can get that wonderful sensation all over and not just in that one spot.

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Sybian/Cowgirl (Lasso optional)  $1,899.99

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Speaking of sex simulator ?. This is so much more than just a sex toy. This is a ride to Jupiter and back…a sexual pleasure grenade going off inside of your honey pot and Old Faithful ??, Mount Vesuvius ? and Niagara Falls all in one.  And that’s not even doing this toy justice!!

 

What it feels like?

100% serious for a moment….this toy is hands down the best sex toy on the planet. When you compare it to other sex toys on the market, it’s like comparing a pencil to a full color calligraphy set. Like comparing a single drop of water to a hurricane. Well, you get the point. But until you’ve tried this, you really don’t. Have a look at this video to give you some insight into what the Sybian feels like.

 

Why is it next level?

Let’s talk sex tech ladies. This toy is essentially a vibrating horse that you mount using an attachable interchangeable dildo.  It will rotate 360° to drill your sweet little vagine in every direction possible.  It has multiple modes of vibration and 2 VERY fun silicone attachments. It is also remote controlled so that either you or a partner can control the intensity, rotation and vibration pattern of your ride.  The 2 attachments are well made soft silicone and offer 2 different varieties of ride. The first has a low bump and a textured flat surface to allow you to grind and move around to find that perfect spot on and around your clit. The second is a rotating G-spot dildo that will penetrate you and allow you to get that ultimate riding sensation right where it counts.  Enjoy 1,200 RPMs of sheer wild wild wet enjoyment from this bad girl.

 

For more info, checkout this video on the Cowgirl:

 

 

 Not surprisingly, this toy gets 5 out of 5 stars from customer reviews. You can read them here:  https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=37794&ReviewPage=1#customer_reviews

I have tried both the Sybian and the Cowgirl model and they will both take you there and back. But the cowgirl will save you a few buckaroos on the brand name.  Yeehaw!!!  Save a horse, ride the cowgirl ladies ?

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Lelo Noa Luxury Rechargeable Couple’s Vibrator  $99.99

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From the alien and bizarre, we move on to the new and ingenious. The Lelo Noa is the best of Lelo thinking outside the box! And by outside the box I mean both inside and outside of the box ?

 

What it feels like?

Ladies, someone put their thinking caps on and not only created a single toy that stimulates both the Gspot and the clit at the same time with the same toy.  Even better, it’s also remote controlled!!! What makes this toy next NEXT LEVEL is that it’s ACTUALLY designed to be used during penetration too and stimulate both the male and female sex organs.

 

Why is it next level?

So close your eyes and imagine you have the world’s best vibrator on your clit, an amazing sensation of deep vibration on your Gspot.  And, in case that wasn’t enough, to put the lights out….your getting railed by a nice big cock.  mmmhmmm….now that’s next level girls

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Crazy Sex Toys Summary

Clearly, not every toy that made my “crazy”, next level naughty list is for everyone.  But the goal here is not only to find something “next level” for you.  But also to open your mind a little and give you a taste of some of the fantasies, fetishes and sexy toys that women are coming up with these days. As with many things that are “taboo” or “forbidden”, what is often viewed as weird, strange and perverted often eventually becomes mainstream and acceptable.  Maybe even after a while, it becomes mundane and those of us on the fringe will seek to find what the frontier holds. 

I strongly encourage you to spend a little time investigating your “next level” and see what amazing, mind-blowing and erotic orgasms lie on the other side

 

Happy Orgasms Ladies!! ?

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